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Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke... that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.


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Chuck Norris Fact: Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience


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Facts about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow


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Fact about Chuck Norris: If Chuck Norris were to ever run out of ammo, his weapon would continue to fire out of fear of disappointing Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris Information: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


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Information about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...


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Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.


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Chuck Norris Fact: When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris


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Facts about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris runs until the treadmill gets tired


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Fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.


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Chuck Norris Information: Chuck Norris can give aspirin a headache


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Information about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


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Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake. After three days of pain and agony... the rattle snake died.


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Chuck Norris Fact: There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.


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Facts about Chuck Norris: Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.


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Fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.


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Chuck Norris Information: Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.


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Information about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.


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Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.


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Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter


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Facts about Chuck Norris: Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.


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Fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.


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Chuck Norris Information: Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


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Information about Chuck Norris: When Chuck Norris throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.


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Chuck Norris Facts: In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.


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Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.


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Facts about Chuck Norris: At the end of WWII, the U.S. Government considered developing 2 weapons: the Atom Bomb, or the Chuck Norris Roundhouse. They made the humane choice.


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Fact about Chuck Norris: Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.


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Chuck Norris Information: Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


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Information about Chuck Norris: Prisons don't keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.


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Chuck Norris Facts: Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.


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Chuck Norris Fact: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic


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Facts about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.


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Fact about Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language.


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Chuck Norris Information: Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.


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Information about Chuck Norris: Guns are warned not to play with Chuck Norris.


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